We’re Alpha dawgs we dominate,

all you groups better appreciate,

don’t be mad, don’t be a hater,

‘cause we all know we’re better than BETA.

 

Woah back off we are the masters,

we’ll hit you like natural disasters,

we are the best, we rock the top

and unlike DELTA we never stop

 

We are Delta we are the change

we never worry about being strange,

you know us we are hardcore,

but EPSILON is such a bore

 

We’re Epsilon we’re full of love

First-year’'s you’ve never seen the likes of,

to mess with us you’d be a fool,

just like THETA whose so uncool

 

We are Theta, watch us hop,

We’re gonna rock it to the top!

Come one! Come all on the Theta bus,

Not GAMMA though they're jealous of us.

 

Watch out for Gamma and our deadly rays,

you’ll be shocked by our crazy ways,

we’re loud, we’re hot, we’re super proud

and unlike IOTA we own this crowd

 

Harsh back up that ain’t fair

we are Iota and we’re here to share,

we got the hottest Con-Ed's there ever was

and we shake more booty that KAPPA does

 

Watch your backs we are the Kaps

we are so dope we own this rap,

when we come around, better take cover,

trust LAMBDA to run to their mother

 

We are one, we are all,

we have our own lambda call,

come on MU, you know it's true,

we say baaaaaaah that's how we do

 

MOO! MOO! MOO! Get out of the way!

We’re on top and we’re here to stay. 

Straight from the farm - and running free.

We’re better than OMEGA - we guarantee!

 

Sure you other new groups think you’re fine

but whatcha gonna do when it's breakfast time,

just call on us we’re number one,

watch out PHI we’re way more fun